"Don't be all nice and sweet to me because it just hurts more." What do you mean?" I ask with confusion."You know exactly what I mean," she replies. "Once we go home, you'll go back to being Haley's boyfriend again and this whole magical night will be over and the dream date of a lifetime ends," she sobs.I had nothing to say to that since she's right. I start the car and drive us home.Once we get home, everyone is already asleep so I bring her down to the basement and using a laptop, play the song that we danced to at the prom."What are you doing?" she asks."I want to dance with you," I replied and reach my hand out."Don't do this..." she weeps."Please. It would crush me if a pretty girl like you refuses this dance," I tell her.She takes my hand and again, I hold her close as we slowly move to the music. Instead of staring at me this time, her head is on my shoulders all the way until the end of the song. Once the song ends, she lifts her head off my shoulder and looks at me. Upon her return, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper and tosses the other end of the rope to the horse. As the horse bites down on the rope and hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car forward and saves the horse from sinking.A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again. This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to run and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes.The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!!!" And so the chicken did, pulling herself up to safety.The Moral of the Story?If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.For those who already have children past this age ... this is hilariousFor those who have children this age ... this is not so funnyFor those who have children nearing this age ... this is a warningFor those who have.
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